Hey Pharmacists, guess what?
polaroid, him speaking

FUCK YOUR FREEDOMS.
polaroid, him speaking

Who are you talking to?
polaroid, her speaking

Pharmacists. Specifically those who believe their right to religious freedom is more important than reproductive rights.
polaroid, him speaking

Is this about Plan B?
polaroid, her speaking

Sure, in specific terms, but in a more general sense it’s about how absurdly sexist this country is.
polaroid, him speaking

I can’t disagree, but do you have an example?
polaroid, her speaking

Sure. If a pharmacist found Viagra morally objectionable, he would be fired. Flat out.
polaroid, him speaking

Right, but when the drug in question deals with a woman’s sexuality, suddenly the issue is up for debate.
polaroid, her speaking

Exactly. It’s absurd. Say I became a pharmacist in a small town, and because of my real life, deeply held beliefs, I refused to dispense anti-depressents to children. I genuinely think that doing so is horrifying, and that in 100 years there going to talk about it the way we talk about leeches.
polaroid, him speaking

You’re getting off track.
polaroid, her speaking

Right. Anyway. That’s a genuine moral concern of mine, but I would have no right to violate the parent’s and doctor’s wishes. Would I feel shitty about it? Sure. But it comes with the job.
polaroid, him speaking

In other words, shut the fuck up, count the pills out, and do your god damn job.
polaroid, her speaking

Yeah, basically.
polaroid, him speaking

THE END.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man, you were right. That’s pretty hard.
polaroid, him speaking

You did pretty well for your first time.
polaroid, her speaking

It would have been easier if you’d argued. You just agreeing and restating really deflated all my arguments.
polaroid, him speaking

What I’m gonna argue against women’s reproductive rights?
polaroid, her speaking

You so crazy.
polaroid, her speaking