If you are like me sometimes you receive a lot of unrequested career advice from people who don’t really understand what they’re talking about. For example, if you are better with computers than they are, they assume you’re a genius and should be raking in the dot-com millions.

“You’re so good with technology,” they say, “you ought to work with computers.”

I have developed the ultimate reply:
“So does the fact that I have a ten inch cock* and can fuck for hours mean I ought to be a porn star?”

The only real problem is that you can never actually use this line in real life.

*Don’t worry ladies, I didn’t forget about you. Alternatives include “can take two guys in the ass”, “have no gag reflex”, and “am comfortable with the fact that the U.S. Porn industry is really creepy most of the time.” These can work for guys too! Remember, have fun with it!