I’m doing another book. I don’t know if you’re familiar with this, but there’s currently this big move in Young Adult literature, especially in the Young Adult Ladies category, toward this absurd O.C., 90210 bullshit. Instead of The Baby-Sitters Club, we now have The Au Pairs.


Every fucking book now has the girls meeting cute boys in the Hamptons. Fuck that. Here’s a break down of a sample chapter for my Summer Vacation novel, My Summer Vacation Novel.

  • Wake up at 10 AM.
  • Lay in bed till 11:30 AM.
  • Eat some cereal.
  • Play Nintendo till 2 PM.
  • Ride Bike to Rob’s House.
  • Watch Talk Shows and Soap Operas. There’s nothing else on.
  • Get into an argument about something stupid.
  • Dick around on the internet until 7 PM.
  • Eat dinner at Rob’s.
  • Ride bike home.

This is a novel that Kids Can Relate To.