February 2008


If you are a copy editor, specifically one who is copy editing a FUCKING CALENDAR, and you mark the third Monday in February as Presidents Day I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. ATTRIBUTIVE NOUNS ARE SINGULAR, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. Dogs Park? NO! Dog Park. Employees lounge? NO! Employee lounge. Tacos Cart? NO! IT IS A FUCKING TACO CART.

If you write President’s Day then you are even stupider and I hope you eat shit. I hope you eat a big pile of shit.

To recap:

I WILL KILL YOU:

  • Presidents Day
  • President’s Day

YOU MAY LIVE:

  • President Day
  • Presidents’ Day

As far as my Google searches show, the phrase just a little horse porn is extant nowhere on the internet. Nowhere, that is, until now.

AWESOME.