If you are a copy editor, specifically one who is copy editing a FUCKING CALENDAR, and you mark the third Monday in February as Presidents Day I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. ATTRIBUTIVE NOUNS ARE SINGULAR, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. Dogs Park? NO! Dog Park. Employees lounge? NO! Employee lounge. Tacos Cart? NO! IT IS A FUCKING TACO CART.
If you write President’s Day then you are even stupider and I hope you eat shit. I hope you eat a big pile of shit.
To recap:
I WILL KILL YOU:
- Presidents Day
- President’s Day
YOU MAY LIVE:
- President Day
- Presidents’ Day