Wed 27 Jun 2012
polaroid I found
Thu 18 Dec 2008
Apparently, some Jews don’t even celebrate Hanukkah at all. It’s really easy to ignore, like St. Jean Baptiste Day or something.
Man, who doesn’t celebrate St. Jean day? You get to talk in a snooty accent and insist that everything be written in French as well as English!
It’s true! In many ways, St. Jean Baptiste day is superior to Hanukkah.
Right. You give up the latkes and the candles, but instead there’s poutine and bonfires. St. Jean Baptiste day rocks!
Cet vingt quatre du Jun, fairez une fête por le Jour St. Jean Baptiste! Le seulement jour férié appelles por St. Jean Baptiste c’est aussi une fête du Canada Français!
Sat 22 Sep 2007
They are. They’re really weird. But don’t trust me on this, trust two strangers, a picture of whom I found on the street.
Fri 19 Jan 2007
Tue 5 Sep 2006
I have Opinions. I think they are Very Important. That’s why I have this website. You can click any of these words starting now and be taken away to a Wonderland of Polaroids saying things that I think!
Mon 31 Jul 2006
Sun 23 Jul 2006
If you want to look at it, please click this link.
Sun 16 Jul 2006
Tonight, after hanging out with friends, Tara and I were both craving milk shakes. Speed was important because it was late. We headed for Jack in the Box, where I was going to get a 99 cent burger, curly fries and a chocolate shake. Unfortunately, we hadn’t noticed it was 2 AM, just after last call, and every drive through was packed with drunk people.
I went home and had a corn dog, and a hostess apple pie. While not really an appropriate replacement, it felt thematically similar.
This is what KillAllTheWhiteMan would be like as an every day blog. You need to realize, the delay in content here is for your benefit, not mine. I could do an entry every day just ruminating on my meals. Instead, you get high quality content like A Polaroid I Found IN Don’t Drop the Baby.
Sun 9 Jul 2006
I have found a way to combine absurd comics with text heavy ranting. It’s a comic created entirely within WordPress, the software I use to publish this site. Please enjoy the first adventure of A Polaroid I Found IN The Ambiguous Nature of Truth.